I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
i am exhausted. it's been years. we both know his dick is small. the jig is up.
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
he texted me at 3am asking for "one of my famous blowjobs"
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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