I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
Then I received a text in French, that roughly translated to "all you'll ever be good for is sex on the Internet"
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
The maintenance guy says happy birthday. Also, he likes your penis balloon.
A talk about Arizona woman's rights politics has never turned to sex so quickly before.
You know you're a fat kid when you've spent half the day having a twitter conversation with Pizza Hut.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
My Sundays are fucking awful. Can't get a blow job.....can't get a win.
Quick, I need a picture of your dick. Don't ask questions, just show me your genitals.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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