God help me. Come pick me up. The guy told me this is not a hotel and i had to leave.
I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
He just told me he's been drinking vodka at work all day. I'm starting to believe in soul mates.
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
pretty sure I just came the closest to throwing up in my pants that I'm ever gonna get. I'd like to thank the academy and the hangover thatt I hope actually kills me in the morning.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
She demanded to see my stimulus package, I had to go over.
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