let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
My roommate just did the walk of shame in last nights corset back to our room to find her dad there. THATS why i go to school out of state.
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
I'm going to skip that pointless convo with Mark, stick with the "we're talking" status, and bone barely legal, borderline gay, preppy guys on the DL.
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
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