did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
I did a mental Irish jig when he pulled out the second condom.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
Of course I will... FYI I just gave my balls a crew cut.
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
I'm getting reacquainted with drunk me. She has grown up a lot.
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