Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
she smelled like a LAN party
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I just found our entire wall-to-wall from September 2006 printed out and clipped... it's 49 pages. Blackout me is so considerate of bored-at-work me
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
He's basically me if I was an 8-yr-old boy. It's like looking into a pudgy terrifying mirror
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
He was singing R-E-S-P-E-C-T to a stripper between motorboats while our HR manager cheered him on.
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
i have pictures frm only 4 hours ago that will fucking ruin you so i suggest yuo come get me.
Where are you?
dunno. ask mike. bring pain killers. and underwear. and my dignity.
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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