hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
Can you explain to me why I woke up with my hands tied to the hotel bed with the phone cord???
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
What's more sad than going to Target to buy Plan B and the new Sam Smith album?
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
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