Sometimes I wonder if my friend studies mystic Christian theology because he's afraid to come out of the closet. Evidently, it's okay to talk about God coming inside you, but not to say the same about dudes.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Let's have a moment of silence for the guinea pig that drunk chick threw out our window.
We had a 30 min conversation last night about whether or not to bone that girl with a lisp to see if she moans with one...
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
Go big or go home. Or get a live in house boy you met 7 years ago and feel like you have unfullfilled potential. You know, the usual
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
She's comparing the feel of breasts to shredded cabbage. Weirdest. Grandmother. Ever.
Everyone heard you scream that I was to be naked, in your bed in 5 minutes. We were one hell of a shitshow spectacle
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I think it's a bit on the nose for the Uber driver to play stairway to heaven while driving like A psycho.
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