I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
He can't get past my hymen. At least that's what he said it feels like.
I am so horny I keep driving over the rumble strips... best half hour ever.
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I made out with a girl because I wanted to get in the VIP section of the bar because they have these big comfy couches. It worked.
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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