Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
STOP acting like a freshman, you have a drivers liscence now AND a PERSCRIPTION for birth control. Dont give all sophmores a bad name. Woman Up
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
At what point in my life was I not hugged enough to be on my fourth walk of shame in half as many weeks?
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
He's my BOYFRIEND but he won't sext me. I'll be like, "tell me how you want to fuck me", and he's like, "I love how we can talk about our feelings". FUCK
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I just dried my bra with your hair straightener because the drier is broken again.
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
I'm sorry I get my lefts and rights confused because I'm dyslexic. But, it took you at least 15 minutes to figure out it wasn't your room OR YOUR HUSBAND.
Randomize
