thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
We lost Kevin again. Probably kidnapped by fattie 2 or butter-face 2 from last night. We need names and any information you can give us. Last scene with his shoe laces converted into a belt.
This is final. The chair stays in the bathroom, we are too old to be puking from the floor, grown ups sit in chairs infront of the toilet to puke.
Or grown ups don't drink themselves into vomiting.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I may have to marry her. She is smarter than me and has a six figure job and doesn't want to have kids. All I have to be is a trophy husband.
Is there a polite way to say "Sorry for your head injury but I still want to hook up"?
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
listen. i haven't sucked a dick in well over three years but i believe in myself.
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
I'm really busy with my period
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