dude are you gonna smoke tonight? my day was shit and I wanna get high
worker bees can leave....even drones can fly away....the queen is their slave
nevermind....I'm on the way
i think i should save myself the $200 for a prom dress. i mean why bother. its just going to be covered in vodka/jizz/and puke by the end of the night.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
I don't know. I guess at the end of the day I wanted taco bell more than a boyfriend.
Totally get that.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
I just look at my butt and see so much potential.
We drank vodka and koolaid through a traffic cone. It got rowdy.
So you're mad that I let you go home with the guy with soft hands but yet you can't understand that I was just trying to help you
just drove past - why are you walking towards the shop in your pyjamas?
Can't talk, on a quest for bacon.
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