And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
i'll fuck you during the next apocalypse. promise
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I just sang Hey Jude with a homeless man and then we drank beer together. Then I watched asians take pictures under a xmas tree for an hour and fell asleep in an MGM Grand bathroom stall. #AloneinVegas
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
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