Last night was an abortion. I might need a publicist.
i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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