no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
We put her face under a blacklight.....it looked like fireworks
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
he said he has something really important to tell me but isn't ready yet. It's either that he loves me or has herpes
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
Yeah I remember doing the worm in my moms room. While she's yelling at me and I'm making seagull nooises
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
i do my most serious thinking while screwing her. ive pondered everything from quantum physics to the life cycle of a badger. if i keep this up ill have a phd in no time.
I just want to say that I've always loved you and you are my best friend ever
You gave that creepy guy my number, didn't you? You really need to learn how to just say no, not interested.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
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