There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
Umm went to talk to a client ended up seeing his semi erect penis. This is my life.
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
He's almost as awesome as vicodin.
Can i tell him you said that? Cuz i know that means a lot coming from you
Close. The correct answer is shitting in a public toilet. We also would have accepted the pit of despair.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
We need to make boob twerking a thing. I feel like that's why vine was invented
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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