in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
They asked me to help them shop for lingerie.
Tell them everything looks awful, makes their ass look fat, etc. You'll wreck their self esteem and likely both have sex with you to make themselves feel better.
You're the most understanding sister I could ever ask for.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
In order to see him, he made me facetime with his penis, which he had drawn a smile face on. Getting laid shouldn't be this difficult.
I just singed the hair in my nose trying to re-light a joint. now all i can smell is burnt hair. day ruiner
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
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