There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I tipped the hot bartender my entire wallet. Again.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
please, i've had weekends with less dignity than this.
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
Is it normal for a guy to send you a dick pic along with “He misses you”
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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