Think about all of the events that have led to this: me sitting in the back of my classroom drinking beer out of a taco bell cup, telling the teacher I have to leave early to go to an AA meeting.
Is it illegal to masterbate in an airport?
It's spring break, I'm sure it's ok.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
We should probably start extreme couponing for the morning after pill.
I'm 80% sure I have pink eye. This is my penance for being a homewrecker.
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