windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I accidentally requested the ides of march off instead of st patricks day. Is this an omen? will alcohol be my brutus?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I was woken up at 6 am by a second grader trying to give me a sweatshirt for a pillow
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
He showed up soaking wet with a flashlight and a ping pong ball. I couldn't say no
Well we've always known you have a weakness for guys with balls in their hands
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