Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
He lectured me about the dangers of drugs while wearing a sombrero and doing interpretive dance.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
When one of my seniors asked "Rough night?" I realized my poor decisions involving Tuesday night drinking did not go unnoticed.
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I've also stopped shaving, like, everything. I can't tell if I'm empowered or sad
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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