I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
when you come over can you bring tequila and my birth control? Thanks girl!
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