No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
So my mom just called me into her room and showed me a condom wrapper she found in my room. "Oh that's from when I was like 16." I don't think that was very comforting.
we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
i feel like everytime i say im going to quit drinking someone comes along with a better idea about drinking
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Multiple bruises and a hell of a headache later, I have still to find out where the fuck I picked up the bottom half of a mannequin.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
I swear, I make more use of my creative writing major with sexting than I do with anything else
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
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