I hate all girls vehemently.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
He passed out mid-signature
All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
She told me about it right after. She said she was scared I would be disappointed. And I was, but I pretended not to be. Which pretty much sums up our relationship.
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU NOT REMEMBER WHIPPING IT OUT AND PUTTING ON THE BAR?
By the way, you're banned for life.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
i have nothing going on in my life. unless a toxic love triangle with netflix and jack daniels counts.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
please don't ironically join a cult
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