you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
Considering showing up at your house with coronas. I'll be wearing a sombrero and that's it.
Party city is having a sale on maracas
Btw before you ask, the dr said there's no way shoving his dick that far down my throat is why i got laryngitis
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
My penis needs a shock collar
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
I'm pretty sure that my eyebrow is going to be swollen from a sex injury tomorrow and possibly a black eye. If it forms that way it wiil be the second time. Different eyeball. Different decade.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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