Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
this is your 3rd pregnancy scare in 2 years, I think its time for you to re-evaluate the whole 'im a lesbian' thing
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
Even his sexts are poetic. He said breasts instead of tits so I'm gonna lock this shit down asap
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
I’m not spending 14 dollars on a margarita unless it’s rimmed with cocaine... actually do you have a blender?
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