My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I told a kindergarten student that candy canes are bones of reject elves.
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
I like it here so far, only people are a lot less accepting of my terrible decisions and it's cramping my style
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
The weekend was a blur. There was vodka and penises and orgasms. I played a game of Cock Roulette and won big
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