she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
He told me they were just razor bumps!
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
My mom has a bong in her bathroom, but no air freshener.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
It was probably the night you were half naked and trying to blow everybody, guy or girl.
this is me we're talking about here. You're going to have to be more specific than that.
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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