Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
Don't tell me you're on acid again
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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