im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
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