Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
I don't care how high you are, you can't finger me while eating potato chips.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Yo, I can't just ask my mom where she relocated my vibrator to, can I?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
We're not piercing ourselves today.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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