So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
Is it weird that the girl he dated after me had a child with him and it has my name? I think it means he's not over me. Or I'm really self absorbed...
Laying in bed nude eating a Big Mac with a cat. It's gonna be a good year.
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.
You know you are high when you are so glad it wasn't your freshly buttered raisin bread that fell on your foot. It was your $400 Ipod
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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