I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
When the cab driver starts laughing its a good indication of the standard of girls you are bringing home
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
Two old ladies openly mocked me this morning at drunk breakfast. Is it time to reevaluate my life choices?
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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