ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
they made me velveta mac and cheese and fish. I wanna stay here the rest of my life
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
the man at taco bell in the drive thru window tried to sell me his mix tape
his single is called “stick some holes in it”
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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