the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Yes... I'll kill two birds with one crazy ecstacy filled night.
Bar selfie Saturday turned into bar nudie Saturday in a hurry. I need to delete my snapchat...
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
You took nana to a bar?!
she suggested it
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
Randomize
