she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
And secondly i just said i'd pay ten dollars to have sex with you
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I fake pass out to avoid hookups sometimes. Last night I fake slept on my bathroom floor for like 2 hours before the guy left.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
I didn't know what to do so I panicked and puked in my pillowcase with my pillow still inside.
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
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