do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just changed her number in my phone to "You Wouldn't If You were Sober"
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
how should i go about explaining the hickey i drunkenly gave myself last night?
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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