I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
i purposely bought her a small sweater. My way of saying, you've gotten fat.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
You know its good night when theres makeup smears on the toilet seat
this is getting really bad. i thought the chandelier in the dining room was one of those claws from the claw games in an arcade and i spent the past five minutes jumping left to right so the claw wouldn't grab me
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
Yeah come over whenever. Weed gets here at 8.
I'll be there at 7:59.
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