i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
Just took my morning after pill in the library
There's a naked kid on the floor on your side of the bed. Don't freak out when you wake up. I think we need to fix the lock on the door...
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Was so drunk I had to masturbate face up cuz I thought I was gonna be suffocated by the pillows.
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
The Dick I got last night was so phenomenal that I had to take a fucking personal day today.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
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