you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Just found a ramen cup in the stall and all of the showers running with no one in them. WHERE ARE YOU?
Midnight run for medical supplies ended several hours later with a lapdance to the Braveheart soundtrack.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
He tried to buy me a drink at dollar beer night. All 3 of his credit cards were declined, so he asked me if I could cover it. Needless to say, I'm not calling him back.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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