Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
Just found a keg and a mini-bike in our garage, this couldn't possibly go wrong
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
do you know of a way I can die but like NOT die? like not being unconcious, just ascending to an astral plane for a few weeks or months in real world time so i can sort my issues out away from the rigors of life kinda deal, you know?
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We woke up today with 24 donuts, a tie, two jugs of vodka that we traded an extra sandwich for, and a british boy
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
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