with your own penis?
JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Soooo billy mays was on coke. I'm about as shocked as I was when Clay Aiken came out
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
Why is there no Netflix category for "I just wanna cry, but I don't have time for a whole romcom"?
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
How do I convince my friend not to get tattoo tributes to her cats?
WHO DOES THAT
I told her it'd send up tons of red flags and she responded by telling me they're her babies. And she's sober.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
If you find my integrity anywhere, please tell it to come back home
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