Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
we had a 10 minute conversation with his family about how I don't let him eat me out. I want to go home
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
You guys had reggaeton music playing while dry humping? Definition of romance.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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