It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
Please don't fuck the professor. We both know that won't end well.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
So high that I just walked into class, late, sat down in my desk, and tried to buckle my seatbelt.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
I’m a go ahead and fuck down ATL. So when I leave in January I’ll have no regrets.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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