You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
You gave me the wrong number last night so I texted someone else something I definitely shouldn't have.
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
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