her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
She just sent me a picture of a heart. I need to stop fucking freshman...
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
You know your night is done when the police confiscate your bra at high school basketball game
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
She said she didn't care that I was gay and wants to ride the fucking rainbow
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