Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I dont know what we smoked last night but I woke up and found out I started writing a book called White Trash Princess. Its the best thing Ive ever read
Lesson learned the hard way. If it's a "no" on a dating site, it's also a no if you ever run into the person anyplace in public. It's a slap if you mention wanting to poke.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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