The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I just want you to know that I am dancing around my apartment by myself singing Taylor Swift into a wine bottle. Do hurry.
i keep seeing little orange spots im starting to freak out
you tried mixing adderall in your visine last night..
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
he asked me if i wanted to hook up & my answer was 'why not'. he came in thirty seconds and the condom broke. it's the love story of the century
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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