this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
I have whiskey and jager. There's no telling what kind of monster will emerge
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
we have what I like to call an assload of ramen noodles
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I went on a psycho cleaning spree so I feel I've earned the right to spend the day in bed watching porn and eating sausage biscuits. If you bring alcohol you can join me.
All other girlfriends are inferior. You are the chosen one.
The fact I have to evaluate my choice between tequila and fruity pebbles is a clear image of my life right now
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
You ever sit back and realize our friendship is based off us ranting at each other with random animal photos thrown in
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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