As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
What has two arms, one testicle and no credit card debt? This guy.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
i just woke up in my dog's bed, on my parents floor, my outfit on backwards, and a bottle of lube poured down my pocket.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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