So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Just had to buy plan b w/ my robotic baby from family living.. Awkward.
You got in the cab and told the cab driver "we only have seven bucks so you better drive fucking fast".
My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
Current status: Finding an unwrapped portion of Subway sandwich in my purse at the pharmacy counter & picking pieces of tomato off my wallet while the pharmacist watches disdainfully.
Did you offer her some?
If only. Current status: Not that clever.
Someone messaged me on POF and wished me a Happy International Women's Day. Why do I even bother anymore?
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
WELL I DIDNT KNOW IT WAS POSSIBLE TO COME SO HARD YOU HAVE AN ASTHMA ATTACK BUT HERE I AM
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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