ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
eating raw peppers to burn the taste of semen out of my mouth
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
btw theres a pine tree in the downstairs shower. the guys thought it would be a great free air freshener.
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
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