capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
i feel so shallow. people in iran are using twitter to write hardcore nathan hale shit about dying for freedom. my last tweet was "i hate the taco shits"
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
Her birthday cake consisted of a shot of tequila with a candle in it
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
In case you were wondering, it hurts when the bouncer throws your phone at you after kicking you out of the strip club for taking pictures.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
My cab driver has a hooker in the front seat. Really, this is serious. And weird.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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