I love how you are more concerned with what i call my penis than the fact i wanna bone some high school chicks
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
Puked in the hotel lobby and just kept walking. I love mardi GRAS.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
Well I didn't get a shacker shirt but I somehow managed to come home with superman socks
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
In retrospect, vomiting out of a moving vehicle on the third date should have been a deal breaker
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
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