So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
he gave me an orgasm. multiple times. the weird stuff he did in middle school is now irrelevant.
im youtubing treadmill accidents. this is what i do at 2:10am
Jusy read on a science page that squeezing boobs can prevent cancer cells from forming in them, youre welcome.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I got blackout last night and applied to be a banker
God bless the petty bitch who invented screen shot
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