I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
There is a mosh pit in our kitchen. You better hurry.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Dude, you punched me in the face bc I wasnt ordering your tbell fast enough. Then when you got it, you threw it out the window bc, and I quote, "OBAMACAREEEE!"
Lol I screamed "GOT AN ORDER OF VERSACE TACOS UP" and the whole kitchen was just like who the fuck is this kid
so i was about to call you for your birthday but then i started making out with this guy... and i feel bad but i felt like you'd understand
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
I was supposed to see Marcus tonight and he cancelled. Listen, I shaved my butt hole. Somebody is getting this WAP 😂😂😂😂
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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